March 29, 2019
Anyone remember John Candy's character Barf in the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs? Candy played a Mog - half man, half dog. Well...
A Florida man (where else?) believes he is a Mog, and was arrested for proving it!
According to the Belleville News Democrat: 22 year old Austin Harrouff was arrested after he fatally attacked John Stevens and his wife. Harrouff was found biting Mr. Stevens' face and growling like a rabid dog. Police tased and kicked the psychotic pseudo-pooch repeatedly while he continued the attack in front of the officers. Police took Harrouff to St. Mary's hospital from the pound, er, Martin County Jail.
The AP article makes no mention of the toxicology report, but I suspect this guy was stoned out of his mind. Nobody thinks they are dogs, even if they are psychotic.
Harrouff should have stuck to humping on legs.
Posted by: TIPS FOR LIVING WITH ANXIETY at February 22, 2020 12:59 PM (rHfOU)
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