October 18, 2018
New campaign add; those aren't Socks they're Lizzie's legs
Jack Kemp
I'm sure this will help end Warren's plans to become the Great White Father....errr...Great Indian Mother...in Washington.
I hear that Fauxcahontas's new political ad will begin this way.....
"Allow me to introduce myself. Princess Running Bull, at your service."
Rocky: "Gee, Bullwinkle, she doesn't look like any Indian princess to me."
Bullwinkle: "I don't know, Rock. Her business card says 'Made in Cleveland.'"
Rocky: 'Yeah? So?"
Bullwinkle: "Well, haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?"
Rocky: "And look at her feet. Something is awfully funny about them."
Fauxcahonas: "Don't worry. I'm wearing white socks because I was just traded from that team in Chicago."
Bullwinkle: "Come to think of it, her skin is so white, I couldn't make out the socks before."
Announcer: Tune in for our next episode, "Who you callin' paleface, paleface? Or The Me Sioux Movement." Dana Mathewson adds:
I'm sure this will help end Warren's plans to become the Great White Father....errr...Great Indian Mother...in Washington.
I hear that Fauxcahontas's new political ad will begin this way.....
"Allow me to introduce myself. Princess Running Bull, at your service."
Rocky: "Gee, Bullwinkle, she doesn't look like any Indian princess to me."
Bullwinkle: "I don't know, Rock. Her business card says 'Made in Cleveland.'"
Rocky: 'Yeah? So?"
Bullwinkle: "Well, haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?"
Rocky: "And look at her feet. Something is awfully funny about them."
Fauxcahonas: "Don't worry. I'm wearing white socks because I was just traded from that team in Chicago."
Bullwinkle: "Come to think of it, her skin is so white, I couldn't make out the socks before."
Announcer: Tune in for our next episode, "Who you callin' paleface, paleface? Or The Me Sioux Movement." Dana Mathewson adds:
Today's Day By Day cartoon has the president calling Lizzie,
suggesting that he's probably got more Native American blood than she has, and
maybe it's time for them to both put this behind them and move on. When she asks
how they're going to do that, he says "Smoke-um peace pipe, bury the
hatchet...." at which point she hangs up.
One of the commenters links the following, which Lizzie is probably
not proud of: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/10/17/hree-percent-of-elizabeth-warrens-dna-from-a
ncestor-who-rounded-up-cherokees-for-trail-of-tears/
Mike adds:
kimosabe="wrong brother", Jonny Depp
Mike adds:
kimosabe="wrong brother", Jonny Depp
Thank you,
This from Tim:
I remember Johnnie Carson saying it meant "horses ass". But we better not let Donald Trump know or it will be his new pejorative for Warren...
This from Tim:
I remember Johnnie Carson saying it meant "horses ass". But we better not let Donald Trump know or it will be his new pejorative for Warren...
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