Timothy Birdnow

In honor of Meathead's massive meltdown and nervous breakdown, along with so many others - Ellen Degeneress, Cardi B., Jamie Lee Curtis, John Cusach, Stephen King, Bette Midler, etc, I give you this rock and roll rendition of the Rolling Stones song "19th Nervous Breakdown". I barely had to alter it to fit:

Oh, Mick Jagger endorsed Kamala Harris. Wonder if he's having HIS nervous breakdown now?

Their 19th Nervous Breakdown:

They're the kind of persons you meet at certain dismal dull award shows.
Center of a crowd, talking much too loud, wearing ridiculous clothes.
Well, it seems to me they have snorted wat too much and drank too many beers.
And though they've tried they just can't hide their terror and their tears.

they're gonna stop, look around,
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.
Here comes their nineteenth nervous breakdown.

When they were a child they were treated kind
But were never brought up right.
They were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still they cried all night.
Their mother who neglected them owes a million dollar boat
And their father's still perfecting ways of hijacking and stealing votes.
they're gonna stop, look around,
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.
Here comes their nineteenth nervous breakdown.

Oh, who's to blame, that Trump drove them insane. Well nothing they did seemed to get them rid,
that Trump is such a jerk! Oh please.

They thought it was cool to act like a fool and they thought they really shined
But after that it all fell flat and Trump kicked their behind
They took a trip to crazy town and really lost their mind
But after a while they couldn't smile their marbles they couldn't find

they're gonna stop, look around,
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.
Here comes their nineteenth nervous breakdown.

Oh, who's to blame, their all insane.
They all need a job and honest work
Look in the mirror and see who's the jerk Oh please.

When they were a child they were treated kind
But were never brought up right.
They were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still they cried all night.
Their mother who neglected them owes a million dollar boat
And their father's still perfecting ways of hijacking and stealing votes.
they're gonna stop, look around,
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.
Here comes their nineteenth nervous breakdown.

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