October 31, 2019

The Scariest Halloween Costume

Timothy Birdnow

I was thinking about what to wear for Halloween. What could I wear that would scare people, shock or offend them? 

I live in the city of St. Louis near hipsters and gay activists. I hit on the perfect costume; I'm going to dress as a middle aged white man!  That ought to be enough to terrify my hippie dippie white Progressive neighbors, and especially the gay community nearby.

I suspect they will hide in their basements in fear, or at least howl in rage...

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1 Omigod, you will terrify the neighborhood. I can go you one better, though. I can go as an old white man.

Posted by: Bill H at October 31, 2019 07:46 AM (vMiSr)

2 You win, Bill - hands down!

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at October 31, 2019 07:57 AM (YfeFZ)

3 Can you make it "old straight white man?" (Don't ask me how you'd make that work -- maybe wear an NRA cap.) But you'd want to be armed. . .

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