by Timothy Birdnow

This didn't really gel, but I don't have time to mess with it so here it is.

Sung to the tune of Harrigan:

Who is the gal who will spend and will sure offend?
Hillary, that's she!

Are you her friend to the bitter end?
Hillary, that's she!

For she dreams of power and fame you see,
An emperess, czar or a queen she'll be

While her friends take the hammer and wind up in the slammer
Hillary, that's she!

H. I. double L, a, r and Y spells Hillary!
proudly she has looted foreign policy
all our nation's assets are up for a fee
H. I. double L, a, r and Y you see
she's a dame with no shame never has told the truth
she's Hillary, that's she!

Who's the gal married to that big randy lout?
Hillary, that's she!
Who's the gal Donald Trump gets so mad about?
Hillary, that's she!
Feminists with rabies are so fond of her
and even the ladies sexting Tony Weiner
who is the girl who the dishes will hurl?
Hillary, that's she!

H. I. double L, a, r and Y spells Hillary!
proud to crush all those bimbo eruptions
then she'll throw a tantrum or conniption
H. I. double L, a, r and Y you see
Tells her lies with crossed eyes never has told the truth
or had one shred of decency!

Who's the gal who lied about Benghazi, \
arrested some poor schlub just like a Nazi
Hillary, that's she!
Who's the woman that's more evil than Nurse Ratched
in her seizure glasses and her Mao jacket?
Hillary, that's she!

H. I. double L, a, r and Y spells Hillary!
wants to be the first woman as President
she'll bite out throats then glue her teeth with fixodent
H. I. double L, a, r and Y you see
She'll make millions in hard cash
while America will crash
and Colin Kaperneck takes a knee.

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