May 20, 2026
The Hand in Pants Candidate
Timothy Birdnow
So in addition to being a Nazi this guy is a pervert too!
Graham Platner, the guy running against Susan (RINO) Collins for the U.S. Senate in Maine was known to have a Nazi symbol tattooed on his skin but now we learn he liked to masturbate in public restrooms:
One 2017 post reads: "I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portas****er… that blue water smell conditioned me.”
Perhaps even more strangely, Platner also saw fit to report on vulgar bathroom graffiti, particularly from his time serving the country.
In one of the more brazen examples, Platner would use terms like "beautiful” and "engorged and veiny” to describe crude drawings of penises in bathrooms.
If nothing else these two scandals suggest a man who is quite incautious and not just a little bit creepy. He would be a prime candidate for a foreign blackmail scheme.
The Leftist Platner clearly has rather disgusting sexual habits.
So let me see; Platner got a Nazi tattoo with his Marine buddies but never had it removed until he was running for the Senate, and he recently deleted his Reddit account full of talk about masterbating in pubic toilets and waxing poetic about drawn penises on the bathroom walls.
Is this hand-in-pants guy the kind of person we need in the Senate? If nothing else he has horrible judgment.
I suppose this sort of thing might make him successful in San Francisco or some such but I rather doubt Maine will cotton to it. Even the liberal Mainiacs in the south, the expats from Massachusetts (the guys they call the Mass-holes) might find it a bit tough to pull the lever for a creep who jerks off in public toilets. All this guy needs now is a trench coat.
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