January 21, 2021
In honor of Joe Biden's Burger King crown, I give you the Great Pretender, with apologies to the Platters:
Oh yes, I'm the Great Pretender
Pretending my mind's doing well
my deeds are none but I pretend that I won
and that this whole darned thing doesn't smell
Oh yes, I'm the Great Pretender
Adrift in D.C. like some boat
I play the game but to my real shame
I know I stole all those votes
but it doesn't stop me from my gloats
Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I feel my election was a steal
and I got rich on some slimy deals
Yes I'm the Great Pretender
Just mumbling and gray I'm a clown
I seem to be what I'm not (you see)
I'm pretending that I wear a crown
Afraid that old Trump's still around
Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I feel what my brain can't reveal
Yes I'm the Great Pretender
the applause barely makes any sound
Pretending to be the boss hog of D.C.
hoping that Trump ain't around
'till I'm sure I'll just stay underground
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