December 11, 2018
the Chelmian Ocasio Cortez
Jack Kemp
Geneticist: Ms. Octavio-Cortez, we have good news and bad
niews for you.
AOC: What's the good news?
Geneticist: You have a small amount of Jewish ancestry, if we
use the $29.95 genetics test they sell at Sam's Club.
AOC: So what's the bad news?
Geneticist: Chica, chuchifritos (fried conch fritters) aren't
kosher!
AOC: Oh, well. Wait! I've got more good news
myself.
Geneticist; What's that?
AOC: When I go to confession, I can now arrange to say,
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. And I'd like you to meet my attorney, Mr.
Goldstein!"
Geneticist: Oy, vey!
AOC: Wait! I can now write a Jewish cookbook featuring
plantains and matzo balls. And I can record an album of tunes from "Fiddler on
the Roof!"
Geneticist: Look, if you turn out to be part Jewish, I will
certify that you must be from the same gene pool as the residents of Chelm that
author Sholem Aleichem wrote about (NOTE: It was a town of fools who thought the
ocean smelled so salty because it was full of herring).
AOC: Gee, maybe I'm part Swedish, like Sven and Ole. Then I
can cook lutefisk with salsa!
Geneticist: I'm out of here....
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