Timothy Birdnow

Joe Biden gave a "press conference" yesterday to prove he's up to the Presidency. I use quotations because it was no press conference; a bunch of reporters were there and Biden had a list of people to call on - and no doubt he already had the questions so his answered were canned.Biden even said as much at the start, holding up a card saying he had people he was supposed to call on. That is not a press conference.A press conference involves getting questions you are not prepared for and winging it.

At any rate Screwless Joe was his usual self; both combative and sounding like he just escaped from The Happy Acres Retirement Home.

First off, he was about two hours late. Why? No doubt he was incoherent and they had to get him in shape for this. Drugs my friend, lots of drugs! Ice cream too (ice cream is often used to treatsenility; it reminds the person of their childhood and stimulates their memory.) At any rate he showed up very late with no explanation and no apology, showing his contempt for both the press corps and the American People.

It was the usual litany from Biden, blaming Trump, claiming things are much better than we all know they are, etc. He insists he inhereted a terrible economy and it was Trump's fault - something patently absurd as Biden came in as the economy was reopening - an economy shut down byDemocrat Governors in the first place.

Biden made some major "senior moment" gaffes. He said he wouldn't have appointed Vice President Trump if he didn't have confidence in her, for instance.

This on the heels of his NATO Summit %2Fwatch%3Fv%3D472tMEQ9C5UGaff-a-thon.

Biden says he isn't going anywhere to more than one question.

Biden is also still talking about how we need to stay the course in Ukraine and give money! Money! Money! to Zelensky and company. No explanation of any strategy for victory, no exit strategy, just open-ended eternal war. Biden warns if we don't fight Putin now we will have to in Poland. How? If Putin can't even take Ukraine, a nation right next door and easily invaded by Russian troops as it is largely flat and ideal for mechanized warfare, how is he going to invade Poland? He can't and won't. Putin knows he would be overreaching. But Ukraine was not just a former Soviet Republic but one of the "Russias",the very inner core of the old Russian Empire.

No mention of oil prices and Putin's funding for the war. Biden could end this simply by getting oil prices down.

Biden also bragged about how he uses diplomacy to stop Russia and China, and how everyone wants to be the U.S. Interesting; BRICKS nations certainly have turned away from the U.S. and grown enormously under Mr. Biden's tenure of office.Saudi Arabia is dumping the petrodollar as we speak.

Over Israel he is calling for the completely exhausted idea of a "two state solution" and saying we must have a ceasefire immediately to have peace. Now, this idea has been floated for over fifty years and gained no traction because the Palestinians don't want two states - the want one, and Islamic Republic. "From the river to the sea" means precisely that - the whole enchilada, or in the case of Israel the whole bagel,I suppose. And the Palestinians are at minimum demanding East Jerusalem and the Golan Heights, which would make Israel's strategic position untenable. It was before the'67 war and would be again.

Palestine is nothing but a gun platform. It is not a country.

At any rate Biden insists on it and Biden also sneered at Netenyahu "the most right wing leader in Israeli history" as he falsely claims. Bebe is liable to wind up with shoot to kill orders from Merrick Garland and a Mar-a-Lago style raid if he isn't careful.

So basically Biden plans to double down on the things he has been doing that made the mess in the first place on every issue.

Biden's performance yesterday did nothing to alleviate anyone's fears. He didn't melt down but he certainly inspired no confidence.

BTW Biden mocked Trump for playing golf while he was busy working. Odd. Biden is President and Trump isn't. Trump can play as much golf as he wishes; he has no responsibilities. Biden sought the Presidency, and stole an election to attain that office. But what makes his mentioning of golf particularly ironic is Trump challenged him to a golf match for charity. Mr.Biden declined.

Considering how little time Mr. Biden spends on his job (under 40%) and how much time he spends on personal issues, and considering he knocks off at 4p.m. to hit the early bird specials, one would think he would find time to play for a million dollars for charity as Mr. Trump suggested.

Just for fun a song  parody.

Sung to the tune "Stumblin In"

Sung to the tune of Stumblin In by Suzie Quantro and Chris Norman (from 1978)

They say Joe's alive
they say he can win
Foolishly laying our hearts on the table, stumblin' in
we know he's quite lame
and really is dim
now and then media cameras catch him stumnblin in

He's falling down stairs when winds strongly blew
And baby you know it's happened even when Joes'skipped the brew
whateverit takes to keep it all quiet the media'll do

They say Joe's alive
they say he can win
Foolishly laying our hearts on the table, stumblin' in
we know he's quite lame
and really is dim
now and then media cameras catch him stumnblin in

He is far too old and now we aren't free
He clearly is senile and lost and pathetic we all can agree
he thought he deserved it and could rule by decree
'Cause, Biden, you've shown us so many flaws we couldn't see
You know he wears a diaper in case he must pee


Joe Biden's a liar, and he cannot win
Burisma is laying the cash on the table, Joe stumbles on in
cocaine in the White House, subpoenas for kin
Democrats wish he'd back out but Joe is still in

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