September 24, 2025
Telling it Like it is
Timothy Birdnow
Comments from Trump:
Comments from Trump:
"Europe is in serious trouble. They've been invaded by a force of illegal aliens like the world has never seen... and because they choose to be politically correct, they are doing nothing about it."
"I ended SEVEN wars ... I never even received a phone call from the UN offering to help...”
"These are the two things I got from the United Nations: a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter. Thank you…
(When Trump tried to ride the escalator there it didn't work, and when he tried to use the teleprompter it promptly failed.)
"I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
"I ended SEVEN wars ... I never even received a phone call from the UN offering to help...”
"These are the two things I got from the United Nations: a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter. Thank you…
(When Trump tried to ride the escalator there it didn't work, and when he tried to use the teleprompter it promptly failed.)
"I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
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It was fun reading the comments Trump made at the U.N., although in all fairness one MIGHT say he was picking on midgets. What I'd REALLY like to see is for him to have enough clout with the government of New York State (but it'll never happen) that he could invoke the Law of Eminent Domain and throw the U.N. out of Turtle Bay, citing the need for the prime real estate. And at the same time manage to collect all the money for overdue parking tickets.
I'd love to see the U.N. forcibly relocated to the Azores. Or maybe even the Maldives.
I'd love to see the U.N. forcibly relocated to the Azores. Or maybe even the Maldives.
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at September 24, 2025 11:49 PM (dmr2P)
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Agreed. I would think Trump could use environmental laws to declare the U.N. building uninhabitable and kick them out of Turtle Bay. That would be poetic justice.
Nah...they shouldn't go to a nice warm island. I much prefer they go somewhere nice and cool - Maybe move to Spitsburgen on Svaalbard, or to Greenland somewhere. I here Thule is nice this time of year...
Nah...they shouldn't go to a nice warm island. I much prefer they go somewhere nice and cool - Maybe move to Spitsburgen on Svaalbard, or to Greenland somewhere. I here Thule is nice this time of year...
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at September 25, 2025 03:15 AM (rrrFs)
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But you can't restrict access. You've got to make it easy for all the Communist countries to get there year-round. Well, maybe not TOO easy. And my idea of a small island or a group of small island should be self-evident.
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at September 26, 2025 12:45 AM (gqxru)
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