Seahags Win!
Timothy Birdnow
In the battle between two of America's most Leftist cities the Seattle Seahags spanked the Boston-area New England Patriots last night in the Stuporbowl, winning mostly by field goals as they struggled to put the ball into the end zone but were able to get close enough for the kicker to carry the day. The Pattycakers never did get their offensive game going, being held to one touhdown during "regular" play (they got a second t.d. at the end wen it no longer mattere.)
I'm not going to recount the whole game; most of you saw it. I'm just going to say that of the two teams I was rooting for the Seasick guys because, well, I despise the Pats with all my heart and always will. They are huge cheaters or at least used to be and I will never forgive them for stealing the Superbowl from the St. Louis Rams in k2001. They want on to become a huge dynasty and the Rams slowly faded away. The reverse would have been true had the Rams won, but the league wanted the Pats to be the big kahuna and so zero calls were made despite the fact the Pats were just mugging our receivers and our best ball carrier - Marshall Falk. Oh, and they stole our playbook so knew every play we were running.
At any rate Seattle isn't a whole lot better in my estimation, but I was rooting for them and they won last night handily. A rather hollow victory.
Caught just a bit of the halftime show with that wascally wabbit guy. It was just weird, with a bunch of fake shrubbery undoubtedly hiding the show from the spectators who were there. All I could think of is "where is Elmer Fudd when you need him?" Putting Bad Bunny out of his misery would have been a kindness - for everyone. And we should all find it insulting that the NFL chose that creepy guy, and let it be in Spanish.
I know; the NFL wants to take their freakshow international and no doubt hopes to open franchises in Mexico at least and probably Puerto Rico and who knows where else? But the main reason they did this, I am sure, is to hoist a big middle finger to Trump and MAGA and middle America. They chose Haplesss Hare to stand in solidarity with Latin America. They were telling us in Middle America to pound sand.
Well we should tell the NFL to pound sand. Americans have got to stop giving their hard-earned money to people who hold them in contempt.
Of course I say that after having watched the game so this applies to me too. But I only watched it because I was invited to a party and nobody has to tell me not to accept free beer! Our host got the good stuff too, not cheap American swill but fine local microbrews, which I pretty much cleaned him out of. And there was plenty of free food too; not a bad deal when you are a single man with nothing in the fridge.
At any rate I'm hoping this horror show of a halftime wakes Americans up. The elites in the NFL and other institutions have nothing but contempt for us.
Now on to more important matters...
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Any excuse to drink good local microbrew is worth it. My usual one is when my wife asks me to open a can -- and she only wants to drink half of it, so I automatically get the other half.
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at February 09, 2026 11:55 PM (1RU3J)
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That is a golden opportunity Dana! I rarely got to do that; Cathy generally only drank one beer when she drank beer but she usually finished the whole thing. And if she didn't, which happened occasionally, I had a beer that was sitting there for over an hour and was room temperature. I never did get into that European way of drinking beer.
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at February 10, 2026 09:32 AM (umJ+Y)
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