December 24, 2025
Santa Loves ICE
Tlimothy Birdnow
Ho ho hoorah!
Video: ICE Releases AI Video of Santa Rounding up Illegal Aliens - Avoid the "Naughty List”
I guess this is why Democrats are always so angry; they've been on Santa's naughty list for generations now.
At any rate Santa is no doubt a strong borders guy. He doesn't allow ANY immigration to his country at the North Pole, and nobody is even allowed to visit there. While he does cross national borders pretty much at will one suspects he's got visas for every country or their air defenses would shoot his sleigh down. And he doesn't stay; he moves on to the rest of the world and eventually returns to his snowy kingdom in the far north.
I just saw on Spectrum News that Santa's reindeer were inspected by the government to make sure they weren't carrying any dangerous pathogens, and his sleigh was inspected for mechanical safety, so at least the U.S. government has cleared him for temporary entry into theU.S.
If Santa wants to help with ICE, why shouldn't he? It will make people safer and happier in the end anyway. He's giving aliens a great gift by helping them return home after all.
And remember, being from the frozen north, Santa loves ICE!
Ho ho hoorah!
Video: ICE Releases AI Video of Santa Rounding up Illegal Aliens - Avoid the "Naughty List”
I guess this is why Democrats are always so angry; they've been on Santa's naughty list for generations now.
At any rate Santa is no doubt a strong borders guy. He doesn't allow ANY immigration to his country at the North Pole, and nobody is even allowed to visit there. While he does cross national borders pretty much at will one suspects he's got visas for every country or their air defenses would shoot his sleigh down. And he doesn't stay; he moves on to the rest of the world and eventually returns to his snowy kingdom in the far north.
I just saw on Spectrum News that Santa's reindeer were inspected by the government to make sure they weren't carrying any dangerous pathogens, and his sleigh was inspected for mechanical safety, so at least the U.S. government has cleared him for temporary entry into theU.S.
If Santa wants to help with ICE, why shouldn't he? It will make people safer and happier in the end anyway. He's giving aliens a great gift by helping them return home after all.
And remember, being from the frozen north, Santa loves ICE!
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Yep, pretty sure the reindeer have all been vetted. Even Rudolph. But there's that one nasty holdout. You remember Olive, the other reindeer, who used to laugh and call him names. Maybe we can get her sent to Gitmo this year!
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at December 25, 2025 01:12 AM (LIDjo)
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Or she can be sent to Purina for pet food...
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at December 25, 2025 07:57 AM (yYxD5)
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She could be sold in any store that sells wild meat. Reindeer, aka caribou, is delicious. I've had it. My first father-in-law and some hunting buddies went on a "safari" to Canada to bag some caribou back when I was still married to Wife #1, and she and I acquired about 30 pounds of meat as a result. Didn't take us long to wolf it down!
Of course, it helped that mother-in-law #1 knew how to cook just about any kind of game. I remember when Dad came back from that trip, he also had a few Canada geese, and they were fantastic too.
Of course, it helped that mother-in-law #1 knew how to cook just about any kind of game. I remember when Dad came back from that trip, he also had a few Canada geese, and they were fantastic too.
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at December 26, 2025 03:39 AM (LIDjo)
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I wondered if caribou was gamey but it sounds like it isn't. Gotta try it sometime. Maybe I'll go up to Alaska next summer and try it there.
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at December 26, 2025 01:04 PM (OaSl3)
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I can't really remember if it was gamey, but you gotta remember you're talking to a guy who LIKES gamey. If isn't gamey, any meat pretty much tastes like chicken (the first rabbit I ever had, I couldn't tell from chicken) so why bother to eat it? I'm a great lover of any kind of venison I've ever had (deer, caribou, elk; never have encountered moose), but it has to be prepared properly. It's very lean so it needs some sort of fat to "goose" it up. And it can NOT be overcooked or you might as well throw it out.
We love to watch the cooking contest shows on TV and have seen a whole slew of professional chefs come to grief when it comes to different forms of venison.
Story for ya: my first encounter with venison was when I was a kid. Neighbor had shot a deer and gave us a few of the chops, and told us how to cook them, and we followed his instructions. We had a beagle, whose main activity during warm weather was turning over on his other side while sleeping. Well -- while my mom was broiling those venison chops, that dog went totally crazy! He didn't totally calm down till we'd finished eating them and the bones were in the garbage, and even then he was excited.
We love to watch the cooking contest shows on TV and have seen a whole slew of professional chefs come to grief when it comes to different forms of venison.
Story for ya: my first encounter with venison was when I was a kid. Neighbor had shot a deer and gave us a few of the chops, and told us how to cook them, and we followed his instructions. We had a beagle, whose main activity during warm weather was turning over on his other side while sleeping. Well -- while my mom was broiling those venison chops, that dog went totally crazy! He didn't totally calm down till we'd finished eating them and the bones were in the garbage, and even then he was excited.
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at December 27, 2025 12:48 AM (LIDjo)
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