August 09, 2019
Sanders and Little Green Men
Timothy Birdnow
Anybody else wonder why that little bird keeps popping in and out of Bernie Sander's head?
Bernie Sanders Pledges to Release Any Information About Aliens If He's Elected in 2020: Report
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If the Bern wins the election these aliens will probably take steps to exterminate mankind for being a dangerously unbalanced species.
Anybody else wonder why that little bird keeps popping in and out of Bernie Sander's head?
Bernie Sanders Pledges to Release Any Information About Aliens If He's Elected in 2020: Report
From the article:
Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders (I-VT) says he's prepared to disclose any government information about unidentified flying objects (UFOs) — but only if he wins, and mainly because his wife, Jane, asked him to.
"Well I tell you, my wife would demand I let you know," Sanders told podcast host Joe Rogan on Tuesday (Aug. 8), according to Fox News, even promising he would announce the findings on the podcast. (You can see the full podcast here.)
Rogan asked if Jane was a "UFO nut", which Sanders denied. Jane, however, has been pressing the candidate about what information he might have right now, as a senator. "She goes, Bernie, 'What is going on [that] you know? Do you have any access?'" Sanders said.
"Well I tell you, my wife would demand I let you know," Sanders told podcast host Joe Rogan on Tuesday (Aug. 8), according to Fox News, even promising he would announce the findings on the podcast. (You can see the full podcast here.)
Rogan asked if Jane was a "UFO nut", which Sanders denied. Jane, however, has been pressing the candidate about what information he might have right now, as a senator. "She goes, Bernie, 'What is going on [that] you know? Do you have any access?'" Sanders said.
If the Bern wins the election these aliens will probably take steps to exterminate mankind for being a dangerously unbalanced species.
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That bird's a woodpecker, right? And Bernie didn't even feel him working his way in.
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at August 09, 2019 01:54 PM (h7EAg)
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