Timothy Birdnow

ABC has a weighty problem on it's mind. They have a big solution...

Yes, they want to bring back tons of fun O'Donell, who left the show after completely embarrassing herself and the network and moving to Ireland, which apparently didn't want her either.

THAT is the solution to plunging ratings at The Pew, er, View.

She who empties the pool when she does a cannonball will not improve ratings for the ridiculous show, which basically features a collection of woke witches sitting around a bubbling cauldron and spitting hexes on President Trump.

At any rate this is supposedly a one and done gig, with Rosie coming on for an anniversary edition. But we all know one and done can become permanent and Rosie needs to restart her languishing career.

She didn't get along well with Whooping Coughberg, who has as big a head as does Rosie, if that is possible.

But maybe her sojourn in Eire mellowed her. Ireland isn't known for mellowness but perhaps getting chased out of there by citizens with pitchforks did?

Lucky for her she didn't go to Switzerland; Inspector Kemp would have led the villagers with hot tar. (A riot is an ugly thing - and it's about time we had one!" as he said in Young Frankenstein.)

At any rate she should be great fun as long as you don't have to actually watch her or listen to her. Let others do that task and enjoy laughing at her bulbuous stupidity.

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