September 06, 2025
Radioactive Shrimp
Timothy Birdnow
If I eat them will I develop shrimp powers?
FDA Recall: Radioactive Shrimp May Be in Your Fridge
Given that shrimp's primary superpower is the ability to taste good when deep fried and is one of the few things that improves covered with coconut that would be the kind of superpower I'd get from radioactive cuisine.
Well, you can dehydrate some of them and mail them parcel-post; they are called Sea Monkeys. I suppose that would be a useful crime-fighting technique in some way or another.
If I eat them will I develop shrimp powers?
FDA Recall: Radioactive Shrimp May Be in Your Fridge
Given that shrimp's primary superpower is the ability to taste good when deep fried and is one of the few things that improves covered with coconut that would be the kind of superpower I'd get from radioactive cuisine.
Well, you can dehydrate some of them and mail them parcel-post; they are called Sea Monkeys. I suppose that would be a useful crime-fighting technique in some way or another.
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Spiderman got his super-powers from being bitten by a radioactive spider, but what superpowers would eating radioactive shrimp convey? My wife and I eat large amounts of shrimp but we don't buy them from the places that are listed as selling radioactive shrimp, thank goodness!
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at September 08, 2025 12:00 AM (rDOKo)
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