Timothy Birdnow

Cracker Barrel has cracked from the pressure and restored Uncle Hershell to his rightful place next to the barrel on the company logo.

Go woke go broke you pinko hillbillies!

Now the feminist CEO who made this disastrous decision needs to seek other employment.

I still plan to punish them; I'll choose Bob Evans over Cracker Barrel if and when I go to eat country food in the future. They have showed their hand and need to face more than just a quick backlash. They need to be made an example of, just like Bud Lite.

BTW One of their major board members warned them[/link[ of the utter stupidity of this hare-brained scheme last fall but his admonition fell on deaf ears. They wanted to "get with the times" and wound up getting with the tombs.

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