Timothy Birdnow

In honor of OBcubed, I give you this sad mutilation of a song by Al Jolson. I wrote it in just minutes so if it isn't any good, I say suck it up:

The Congress cheered, that what I've heard
Just turn out the lights before Jeffries says another word!
in the shadows the Democrats conspire
their anger blazes, some plan to retire
Schumer curses, Pelosi bleats
they invoke a rule from Byrd, the wearer of sheets
they'd thought they'd won some time ago
now Trump and Elon are cutting off the dough

Oh, you beautiful bill, you great big beautiful bill
you will cut our taxes and end the slide
The Dems so made, they can't abide it

Oh you beautiful bill, you great big beautiful bill!
Biden's wife said "let them eat cake" but now she's facing a political earthquake
oh, you beautiful bill! You great big beautiful bill!

Media lies while AOC fantasizes
Dreams of a leftist paradise
while crazy Carville advises
but the voters they could not entice

Squeeze the money from the voters they don't care
give it to leftists, aliens, and dudes with orange hair
while Kamala cackles and AOC does her stare
they want to be king of everything
Now they are in heaps of trouble and some may end in Sing-Sing.

Now the BBB will be fulfilled
now our leaders are working our will
beat the drum, play the fife!
we're headed now for a better life!

oh, you beautiful bill! You great big beautiful bill!

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