January 20, 2019
Ocasio-Cortez Press Conference
Jack Kemp
Reporter: Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, where would we get the money for
Medicare For All?
O-C: Simple, silly. We'll just have the government confiscate
everyone's wedding bands and silver flatware and tea sets. And if that doesn't
raise enough, we'll also confiscate all diamond wedding rings. They are symbols
of oppressive patriarchy and women won't mind throwing off those symbols of
oppression! Why I believe I got Nancy Pelosi to consider donating her wedding
ring to the Movement. She said she would get back to me on that...but I haven't
heard from her yet.
Reporter 2: Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, a follow up question. What if
all those measures aren't enough?
Ocasio-Cortez: Oh, and then we authorize the police and FBI to
rip gold earrings right out of people's earlobes on the street. Any bleeding
that occurs will be covered by Medicare for All!
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