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September 26, 2020

No Election Fraud?

Timothy Birdnow

Oh no! There's NO election fraud!

Texas Official Arrested on Felony Election Fraud Charges; Could Face 99 Year Sentence

Need I mention he's a Democrat?

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at 08:19 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 But, but, but... We are assured by no lesser a person than the head of the Federal Bureau of Ineptitude that it would be impossible to meddle with US elections. We are told by a multitude of Democrats that the US elections are rock solid and cannot be corrupted. We are told by NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, NPR and a whole host of media that the US elections are perfectly guarded and cannot be meddled with.

We are also told by no lesser a person than the head of the Federal Bureau of Ineptitude that Russia currently is meddling with US elections. We are told by a multitude of Democrats that the US elections currently are being corrupted by the Russians. We are told by NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, NPR and w whole host of media that the US elections are currently being meddled with by the Russians.

They want it both ways. Mail in elections are safe, but just in case they lose, the Russians did it. Do we actually buy that premise?

Posted by: Bill H at September 26, 2020 01:34 PM (vMiSr)

2 I'll tell ya, guys: on Election Day, when my wife and I go to vote at our usual polling place, I'll keep an eye out for anybody who looks (or acts) Russian, and I'll let you know about it. I'll be able to spot one by the vodka bottle in his pocket or her purse, for one thing. Maybe I'll carry a bottle of vodka just to throw him/her off the scent, gain their trust. I'll get some cheap vodka with a Russian name on it -- Smirnoff or Karkhov or something like that -- I won't waste my wonderful 45th Parallel stuff that I buy right from the distillery in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at September 26, 2020 02:03 PM (GXsiT)

3 Amen Bill. You can't have it both ways. Orwell called that Doublethink and it was a tool of the ruling Junta. Sadly most Americans don't see the contradiction; they are too busy playing on their I-phones and worrying about wearing masks.

That idea of bringing vodka to the polls is a good one Dana! Skoll!

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at September 27, 2020 08:29 AM (duCJ7)

4 Glad you like my idea, Tim. I'll make sure to not have sampled any of the stuff prior to heading to the polls. And I'll also be looking for Boris Badunoff-and-Natasha types when I get there -- hey, you never know. Although I'd expect them to show up later, and we normally go pretty early.

Wonder what Bill's going to do to fight off the furriners?

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at September 27, 2020 04:10 PM (GXsiT)

5 Especially being on the West Coast and all, Bill may encounter a lot of 'em. The Rooskies will be out in force in the Golden State.

Here in the Missouri we mostly worry about Redneck moonshiner types, who of course are all for stealing the election for Trump since, well, we all know Trump only appeals to toothless hicks.

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