July 05, 2021

Merrytime Law

Warner Todd Huston informs us of a startling criminal act:

Why was the seafood restaurant owner arrested? Because the police heard he battered his fish.

Tim replies:

Groan! You're really floundering here Warner. Or maybe it was just a fluke? I would add the poor restaraunteur probably was just concerned about the soles of the fish!

I guess you might say he had a crappie day!

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Posted by: florenceresidence at July 05, 2021 08:58 AM (ZBAw5)

2 Years ago my wife and I were in a seafood restaurant, and one of the menu items was Battered Shrimp. I said "I'll order that; but I really don't need to know how it died."

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at July 05, 2021 10:13 AM (qoFp/)

3 Hehehehe! Good one Dana!

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at July 06, 2021 05:49 AM (1cFnK)

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