Timothy Birdnow

An end to Biden's order restricting the flow of shower heads.

President Donald Trump Makes American Showers Great Again

Make America Clean Again (MACA)!

Low-flow showers and toilets were a munument to human stupidity. Most of America is NOT desert or water-restricted and there never was a logical reason to impose draconian water-saving methods on everyone. It was pure liberalism; one size fits all because "that's fair".

But you had to flush low-flow toilets five times to get your waste down, and the showers wouldn't clean the soap scum off of you. And all of this was because California refused to store enough water, preferring bait fish and snails to human beings. In recent years California has taken down multiple dams and let their water flow to the sea. Then, when it's too dry, they demand all of America restrict water usage because Californians could go buy toilets and shower heads in other states and we can't have THAT!

Now, I wonder how long before we can get our incandescent lightbulbs back? Make America Light Again (MALA)!

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