January 01, 2019
Liz Warren stratego session
Jack Kemp
Liz Warren: Look at this awful section of the Declaration of Independence. It reads as:
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I was discussing this with my fellow Cherokee tribe members at the Harvard Club over some Welsh Rarebit and tea and crumpets and we are all outraged. When I'm President, this will be stricken from the history books and I will burn the original copy in the National Archives in D.C.!
Warren Advisor: Sen. Warren, we have a problem with this. If the voters go online and read the Declaration of Independence, they will see such words as these:
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Warren Advisor: Don't you see, Sen. Warren, if the voters read these other sections, they will see the Democratic Party as royalist statist oppressors and it will hurt your campaign.
Liz Warren: Gee, I never thought of that angle.
Liz Warren: Look at this awful section of the Declaration of Independence. It reads as:
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
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I was discussing this with my fellow Cherokee tribe members at the Harvard Club over some Welsh Rarebit and tea and crumpets and we are all outraged. When I'm President, this will be stricken from the history books and I will burn the original copy in the National Archives in D.C.!
Warren Advisor: Sen. Warren, we have a problem with this. If the voters go online and read the Declaration of Independence, they will see such words as these:
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He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance....
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States...
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance....
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States...
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Warren Advisor: Don't you see, Sen. Warren, if the voters read these other sections, they will see the Democratic Party as royalist statist oppressors and it will hurt your campaign.
Liz Warren: Gee, I never thought of that angle.
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