In honor of Uncle Joe, who just stumbled down the stairs to Air Force One yet again.

Sung to the tune of Stumblin In by Suzie Quantro and Chris Norman (from 1978)

They say Joe's alive
they say he can win
Foolishly laying our hearts on the table, stumblin' in
we know he's quite lame
and really is dim
now and then media cameras catch him stumnblin in

He's falling down stairs when winds strongly blew
And baby you know it's happened even when Joes'skipped the brew
whateverit takes to keep it all quiet the media'll do

They say Joe's alive
they say he can win
Foolishly laying our hearts on the table, stumblin' in
we know he's quite lame
and really is dim
now and then media cameras catch him stumnblin in

He is far too old and now we aren't free
He clearly is senile and lost and pathetic we all can agree
he thought he deserved it and could rule by decree
'Cause, Biden, you've shown us so many flaws we couldn't see
You know he wears a diaper in case he must pee


Joe Biden's a liar, and he cannot win
Burisma is laying the cash on the table, Joe stumbles on in
cocaine in the White House, subpoenas for kin
Democrats wish he'd back out but Joe is still in

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