Jake the Fake

Timothy Birdnow
6/4/2025

He taps on the door, and then wraps a bit more
but the cheeky fake jake is becoming a bore
he told us a fib all while being too glib
someone should show him the door!

A lying buffoon with a jaunty balloon
his party lapped up with a fork and a spoon
Now the party is over,he's a day old leftover
his time in the sun over soon!

Where will he go now that bookings are slow? To

Harvard or to Timuktu?
Will he keep up the blather or just quit like Dan

Rather?
I suspect he has nary a clue.

Hasta lavista Jake you old snake. We knew all along

you were just a big fake.

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