Timothy Birdnow

With apologies to Genesis:

Slept in till noon, then grabbed my wallet and my passport and my government issued shoes
The sun is shining so I head for the park
with a bottle of tequila and a bag of fentynal

I got a cousin and she called a Dem
Out there in California you know they will help
asked for asylum and they said sure
you just gotta register to vote first

I'll call Joe Biden, that's what I'll do
I know that he's the one who's gonna let me through

Cause it's great fun
bein' an illegal alien
Yes, it's great fun
bein' an illegal alien

The nun from Catholic Charities help me fill out the forms
The pinkos, the reds, and the rainbow colors too
up to the ICE man with a snoot full of gin
He said no problem son we let everyone in!

Doesn't matter if you packin' a gun cause

It's great fun, bein' an illegal alien
Yes, it's great fun, bein' an illegal alien
yes, yes, yes, yes
it's great fun bein' an illegal alien.

Doesn't matter where you're fleein!
Iran, Venezuela, or North Korean
Drug cartels with gang tattoos
we don't care, it won't make the news

Cause it's great fun
bein' an illegal alien
Yes it's great fun
bein' an illegal alien!

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