March 30, 2026
If you were America's 51st state you'd already be home by now
Timothy Birdnow
If you were America's 51st state you'd already be home by now!
I mean, you'd be citizens and undeportable.
Frankly I'd welcome deportation of Canadians from the U.S.; they are a huge source of radical liberalism in this country.
And no, I don't want them becoming citizens. If we do that maybe we should merge with China too while we're at it. No good could come from that.
But of course this isn't what they are talking about. They are, rather, fighting a straw man, demanding ICE not make raids inside of their own Canadian cities, as if we ever had done that or ever would. It's pure political grand-standing.
Make you guys a deal; we won't raid Canadian territory if you promise to stay in your own country and quit exporting your loonie ideas to ours. Live and let live.
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And keep your so-called "bacon" at home, too!
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at March 31, 2026 12:00 AM (gVePp)
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Amen. Back bacon aka Canadian Bacon is an affront to the very name of bacon. They can keep their beer too while they're at it.
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at March 31, 2026 02:43 AM (oflqW)
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