Honor to the FBI Raid

by Timothy Birdnow
8-12-22

Lo, the night was full of woe
for those brave agents who had to go

for theirs was a dangerous daunting foe
an orange threat to old King Joe

Oh how they trembled for what was in store!
Rifling through Melania's underwear drawer!
but those brave souls such fate ignore
They came well armed to the misanthrope's door

Like the six hundred of the Light Brigade
The brave Federal Agents headed to the raid
Facing such perils as have never been laid
upon mere mortals but they obeyed

To arms! To arms! The duty officer cried
the fiend is upon us! We must break inside!

And with the pounding of fists and the crashing of thunder
The brave FBI Mar-A-Lago did plunder!

They rifled through drawers full of socks and of shorts
they looted his Brylcream
in search of reports
It went on and on for the rest of the day
in pursuit of his schemes
they chased lawyers away

Oh what brave souls who would face such great peril
and would face such disgrace to put Trump over a barrel!

Into the Valley of Death where many may die came the valiant young agents of the great FBI
into the jaws of death, into the mouth of Hell
our immortal heroes sure were quite swell!

Like gods of old
our heroes bold
braved every danger there
they faced an evil yet  untold
a man with orange hair

Not cannon nor saber would any dare  fear
they marched on their feet, they were men  of good cheer!

No sign of regret, no hint of retreat
they stormed Mar-A-Lago to end Trump's  mean tweets

For somewhere hidden in drawers of socks
they were sure lay concealed important stolen docs:
his recipe for meatloaf
his interview with Fox
his medication schedule
his certificate  of chicken pox

Hour after hour the heroes did devour
that evildoers chain of stain
and though it made them sour
they never once did cower
they fought for what they hoped they would obtain

And as they left after trashing the place
they bugged all the walls and then laughed in our face
and maybe they planted some fake dossier
some nice little gift to make Trump a disgrace and the rest to obey

Oh when will their glory fade!
Who can forget the glorious raid they made!
Their glory is such that it makes a man cry
we should remember the raid of the great FBI!

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