March 21, 2026
He Doesn't Sound Texan to Me
Timothy Birdnow
Famous quotes from Texans:
"Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.” ~Sam Houston
"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas” – Davy Crockett
"A born Texan has instilled in his system a mindset of no retreat and no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.” – Billy Clayton
"The enemy never sees the backs of my Texans!” – General Robert E. Lee, CSA
And now we have James Talarico, Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate:
#AhmaudArbery is the latest American killed by the virus of racism.
The virus kills our black neighbors if they’re jogging, playing music, sitting in church, selling CDs, or carrying a bag of Skittles… pic.twitter.com/6fuLFgyPGn
— James Talarico (@jamestalarico) May 8, 2020
Funny; he doesn't SOUND very Texan to me!
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at
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He does not -- even if he says it with a Texas twang. He's a coyote in -- well, I haven't yet figured out what clothing he's in. He's trying to act like a preacher but the words are coming out ALL wrong.
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (s0nTh)
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I would say in a Mexican poncho, but the preacher thing alters that paradigm of course.
As you say, he sounds neither like a preacher nor a Texan but rather like a socialist revolutionary.
As you say, he sounds neither like a preacher nor a Texan but rather like a socialist revolutionary.
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at March 23, 2026 07:35 AM (oflqW)
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