December 03, 2024
Getting the Big Head
Timothy Birdnow
A new species of Man has been found in China.
Named the Juluren (meaning "large headed people") this new species of hominid had brains larger than any other at the time - even larger than our own. But of course size doesn't always indicate smarts; they went extinct, after all.
But of course our brains don't necessarily indicate smarts either; I suspect the Juluren could tell the difference between a man and a woman.
It's known that both Neanderthal and Denisovan DNA is part of the modern human genome; these extinct species interbred with Cro-magnons and are part of modern humanity. In fact it's known that Scots have a healthy dose of Neanderthal in them. The purest Cro-magnon are probably in eastern Africa, in the rift valleys.
At any rate the more we learn the less we know about such things. The evolution of Man was far more complicated than was believed by guys like Darwin.
I would never marry a Juluren girl; the price of her hair stylists would break me, what with those giant heads and all. Hey, maybe the Easter Island folks were originally Juluren? I mean those are BIG heads!
A new species of Man has been found in China.
Named the Juluren (meaning "large headed people") this new species of hominid had brains larger than any other at the time - even larger than our own. But of course size doesn't always indicate smarts; they went extinct, after all.
But of course our brains don't necessarily indicate smarts either; I suspect the Juluren could tell the difference between a man and a woman.
It's known that both Neanderthal and Denisovan DNA is part of the modern human genome; these extinct species interbred with Cro-magnons and are part of modern humanity. In fact it's known that Scots have a healthy dose of Neanderthal in them. The purest Cro-magnon are probably in eastern Africa, in the rift valleys.
At any rate the more we learn the less we know about such things. The evolution of Man was far more complicated than was believed by guys like Darwin.
I would never marry a Juluren girl; the price of her hair stylists would break me, what with those giant heads and all. Hey, maybe the Easter Island folks were originally Juluren? I mean those are BIG heads!
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