July 13, 2018

Friday 13 Ammo Girl

Dana Mathewson

And I recommend clicking the link to the article of hers that's included, where she writes about the Terrified Jewish Nebbish who had to hire a plumber. It's hilarious.

Happy Friday the Thirteenth, all y'all!
as Bob Dylan said, “A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall.” And, speaking for both Minnesota and Arizona, we sure could use some rain....

And Bob Dylan was born in Duluth and raised in Hibbing, Minnesota.

“2,455 Days Without Being Slain By A Redneck Workman!” - Love it.

A Jew went to an audition for an announcer job at NBC. He came back to his neighborhood and was asked about it by a neighbor.

"Jake, did you get the announcer job?"


"Why not?"

"Th-th-th-they wo-wo-wo-wouldn't h-h-h-h-hire m-m-m-me b-b-be-be-be-because I'm J-J-J-J-J-J-Jewish!"

An Eastern establishment liberal Jew is someone who thinks a shofar (ram's horn) is someone who drives him to synagogue for the High Holy Days.

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