Timothy Birdnow

This is good news; not that the GOP will win this Senate seat in Navy Blue Minnesota but that the Democrats are going to have to waste a lot of resrouces dragging this DSA nutbag across the finish line.

Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan, one of the true crazies from what our own Dana Mathewson tells me, is up under four points over Republican Michele Tafoya 48.2 to 44.4. A real squeeker. But of course the Democrats have been building a Chicago style machine and no doubt will use it so Flanagan should come out on top. Still, if the Democrats have to waste money dragging her across the finish line that will be less money to waste on Talarico down in burgundy Texas (and Texas is not deep red - it's pastel).

So I honor Madame de Flanagan with this rewrite of the George M. Cohan song:

Who is the gal who'll tax and spend you to the end

Flanagan, that's she

who is the friend who will be your end

Flanigan, that's she

She is a proud Marxist you see

as much as Lenin, Mao, or Xi

Flanigan, that's she

Ef-El-A-N-A G-A and N spells Flanagan

It's a name full of shame

She's a Bolshevik dame

she is Flanagan, that's she!

Who always stands for the gad about

Flanagan, that's she

who are all the Somalis so mad about

Flanagan, that's she

All the illegal aliens and roustabouts are so fond of her

Hanagan, that's she

So too all the louts for all the crap she stirs

flanagan, that's she

Crimnals and fraudsters she's in love with all

She want's the rest of us to live in a horse stall

Hanagan, that's she

Who is the chick who is mentally quite sick

Flanagan, that's she

Ef-El-A-N-A G-A and N spells Flanagan

It's a name full of shame

She's a Bolshevik dame

she is Flanagan, that's she!

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