Timothy Birdnow

Hee is a good article about how Canada is voluntarily re-colonizing itself, moving to restore it's historic role riding bitch for the European Vienna Sausages and their budding sprouts of Brussels.

I would like to add any such agreement would be a violation of the Monroe Doctrine, that old policy of the United States that said any incursion into the Western Hemisphere by a former colonial power will not be tolerated was what ultimately led to the de-colonization of this hemisphere and while Canada may have been exempted from this in times past mainly because we couldn't beat Britain in a war (we tried to take Canada in the War of 1812) but our demand was never revoked, and now we can beat Britain. But it's not even Britain that is trying to reassert colonial authority over Canada -it's the European Bunion, er, Union. That is a new colonial power and it must not be allowed to recolonize the Americas.

(This same is true about Greenland, a large body in North America dominated by a foreign colonial government (laughably a "power") that is wholly incapable of defending their claim on the giant frozen ice chunk.)

We need to reinvigorate the Monroe Doctrine - the "Trumproe Doctrine"? Whatever we call it we should make it clear Europe is not welcome here. If they want to recolonize some place try Africa - or Asia. Somehow I think the Indians and Chinese both wouldn't be such easy pickings...

The Europeans and their spawn - Canada, Australia, New Zealand, etc. - ae akin to the Little Red Hen; they want no part of making the cake but when it is time to eat they tuck the napkin under their chin and reach for the pigslice with relish. They didn't want to help us protect them, insisting they were big boys who could take care of themselves, but then they want us to underwrite their whole civilization so they can enjoy themselves at our expense. Does that sound familiar? It's exactly what teenagers do.

Being an adult has it's privileges but also it's responsibilities. He who shall not work shall not eat. For far too long the elites of Europe wanted to feast while not carrying their own weight. That had to end sooner or later. If it had been later it would be when the U.S. collapsed from big spending. It's happening earlier now because President Trump and MAGA got fed up. That is actually a kindness; a whole continent cannot remain in childhood forever.

At any rate Carney is now cozying up to Europe and China in the hopes of leading the New World Order and it's international system of the Antichrist. But Canada is uniquely ill-suited to any serious leadership and I suspect most of them realize it. They only exist as a country because first Britain then the U.S. protected them, allowing them to not do the serious things necessary to be a truly independent nation. And they could barely get along with each-other; Quebec has always threatened to secede if they didn't get their way, and their way has always been to be far to the Left of the Anglos. So Canada developed this overly polite national character, afraid to offend anyone lest the fragile alliance shatter. That is not a nation capable of leading; Canadians are the ultimate yes men, true followers.

I have poking fun at Canada since they picked this fight with Trump and really do not intend to mock them so much as have a little fun with them; Canada has many wonderful qualities. But Canada is not the U.S. and they think differently than do we. We settled America individually, with pioneers who went out beyond the frontier and who built self-reliant homesteads. Canada was settled largely by government program, with the protection of the British military every step of the way. They are naturally more collectivist than are we as a result. And of course that is a large part of why Canada is under-populated; if Americans had taken Canada during the Revolution or the War of 1812 we'd have major cities all the way up deep into the Yukon, and the Great Slave Lake would be a major tourist attraction today. Canada could barely settle her own territory. Yes, part of that is that Canada is vast and cold, but part of it is that they just don't have the spunk, the pioneering spirit, as do we. We developed that through a history involving struggle and pain and determination. Grit. Canadians always had Britain to back them up - like toadies to a schoolyard bully.

So what does Mark Carney do when confronted with a strong American President who wants to renegotiate a trade deal? Does he act like a man? No - he runs off to find a big guy to help him bully America, Canada's traditional protector and prime trading partner.

At any rate Canada wants to be colonized again and Mark Carney is moving them toward it at breakneck speed. Trump should remind them of the Monroe Doctrine and make it clear he's not going to allow Europe or China to invade the Western Hemisphere and colonize the lands here. He's already doing that, applying financial pressures, but we should look at applying a whole lot more. In the end while trade with Canada is welcome it is far from critical to America, but it IS critical to Canada. Let's see how the Canadians do when they can't get shipping through to the St. Lawrence seaway.

The best outcome would be for Canada to toss out the tosser Carney. But Canada has always lacked good sense. Too much back bacon and donuts in their diets, I suspect.

One final word; Canada had for some time been letting their side of the border remain open, and allowed aliens to come to Canada for the express purpose of invading the United States. That was an act of war and we ignored it for a long time. That is not the act of a friend. If Canada wants all these aliens they have the right to accept them, but it is their responsibility to see to it their problem does not become our problem. But they did it on the theory that it should be our problem. I would go a step further and say they did it just to screw us over. They believe the U.S. should be brought down a peg or two. Pure jealousy on their parts (I mean, they made Canada Day July 1 solely so it coincided with the American Independence Day three days later, talk about an inauthentic country with a huge inferiority complex!) So Carney has no grounds for complaint. Canada needs to replace their quasi-socialist leadership now, while there still is a Canada. I predict Canada will collapse in the next couple of decades if they do not.

Not sure anyone will miss her, either.

Posted by: Bill H at September 19, 2026 08:29 AM (FRG6e)

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