March 24, 2026
Dildoes for Jesus
Timothy Birdnow
Anglicanism is as dead as the country of Lesser Britain.
Protestia@Protestia·Mar 21Anglican priestess is partnering with a sex-shop to give away hundreds of free vibrators, and then donating any profits from her affiliation to Planned Parenthood.
This randy woman checks all the boxes too; she's a black female priestess in the Anglican church. I wonder if she's a lesbian as well.
At any rate a sane church would excommunicate her or at least defrock her. But the Anglicans lost their sanity some time ago.
It's funny; I don't remember Jesus and the Apostles selling adult marital aids to raise cash when they walked the Earth, and I don't recall them helping to pay for abortions...
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There are a lot of things they didn't tell us about those trips, Tim. I suspect we'd be surprised if we learned about them.
Seriously though, supposedly Jesus had quite a treasury available when He started His ministry. Remember the gold that the three wise men brought? That wasn't just a little box full. And they didn't come with just three camels to carry their gifts, according to some accounts.
Seriously though, supposedly Jesus had quite a treasury available when He started His ministry. Remember the gold that the three wise men brought? That wasn't just a little box full. And they didn't come with just three camels to carry their gifts, according to some accounts.
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at March 24, 2026 09:55 PM (P03Aq)
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That is true; the Apostles were well-funded. James and John, the "Sons of Thuner" were heirs to the richest fishing company in Galilea, I believe.
But I'm pretty darned sure they didn't sell dildoes or vibrating butt plugs.
But I'm pretty darned sure they didn't sell dildoes or vibrating butt plugs.
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at March 25, 2026 08:01 AM (oflqW)
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