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June 15, 2026

Democrat Bum of the Month Club

Timothy Birdnow

Kamala Harris is way out front in new presidential polls of Democrats.

Yes, word salad sally, the woman who couldn't put five words together, is leading the pack.

That's how weak the Democratic bench is these days.

Of course it's very early; someone may emerge who can win for the Democratic Socialist Party. But it ain't looking good and we have great people on our side - J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and a host of others.

The Camel sits at 27% while her nearest rival - Gavin "Vidal Sassoon" Newsom comes in at 14%.

Of course Kamala checks all the boxes for a liberal candidate and she comes across as not as crazy as, say, Crazy Eyes Ocasio-Cortez, so the Dems are willing to take another shot with her. (Occluded Cortex comes in at 6%).

Pete Butigiege, the transportation secretary who seemed to have nothing to do with transportation and on whose watch we saw multiple train derailments as well as aircraft disasters- zoomed in at 11%.

The Democrats have nobody who appeals to middle America even to the liy have run who won showed up since beral laborites in middle America. And they are running out of ways to fool the public.

Don't expect any of these people to wind up the nominee; the nominee will be a dark horse, someone coming out of nowhere so they can claim he's a new Democrat. That's how every guy they have run since Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at 12:27 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Of course, there's always their new heartthrob Graham Platner, the dude with the covered-up Nazi tattoo and the trail of abused women. His appeal is that he's cute, in a way -- the same thing that Zohran Mamdani has going for him. Makes you wish we'd never given women the vote -- or at least liberal women.

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at June 16, 2026 12:08 AM (Vngxz)

2 Jim Jones of Jonestown could run even after killing all those people duped by his vision and as long as his name came with a D before it dems would vote for him.

Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2026 01:03 AM (+xDJP)

3 I agree with Mike here; they'd vote for Satan himself with horns and a pitchfork if he had a D behind his name.
Graham Platner is the kind of guy you'd find in a bar, too drunk to speak coherently and spouting crazy opinions. I've \met his type in many a roadhouse.

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at June 16, 2026 08:52 AM (oflqW)

4 Mike's right, of course. And I'm sure you've run afoul of guys like this Tim, as you say -- and I'm equally sure you wouldn't vote for them.

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at June 17, 2026 12:38 AM (Vngxz)

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