Dana Mathewson

Y'know, gang, the more I read about the crazy Left's plan to host get-togethers next Election Day to shout helplessly at the sky (I read that the one in Boston has been canceled "due to circumstances beyond our control," make of that what you will), the more I think those of us on the Right who are either delighted that Mr. Trump won, or are at least happy that Hillary lost, should do something similar ourselves.

I'm aware that in our "circle" there are those who don't, or can't, drink, so we can't plan "drink-in's" at the local watering hole (although those of us who can and do hoist a glass on occasion can, of course, include this ritual as part of whatever we decide to do).

Perhaps we should gather under the sky (assuming it isn't raining), raise a triumphant fist and give a happy "Yes, we did," (as a parody of Hussein Obama's "Yes, we can") cheer as we smile at each other (no helplessness on OUR faces, surely!), followed by perhaps some hugging -- again of the "we won" type, adding strength to strength, as opposed to the way the Left celebrates its collective weakness.

And THEN go in and have a drink. And please, not Bud Light or Corona! Make it something of the "puts hair on your chest" variety, for these are times of strength, my friends; times to celebrate strength in whatever form it comes. For the wine drinkers, Cabernet, Malbec or Zinfandel, not Chardonnay (leave that for Hillary to drown her sorrows in, by all means!) -- and others of the genre. Leave the Beaujolais for the wimps, the Rose', the Pinot Grigiot. Port, maybe; sherry, no.

Head, you whisky drinkers, for the Bourbon, the Rye, the Irish, the Scotch (particularly the Laphroiag if you are a world champion; shun the Teacher's). Leave the Windsor Canadian for the losers.

We are the winners, after all! And if you can't drink, make sure your watering hole has great chips and salsa! (And jalapenos, David!)

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