Dana Mathewson

I happened on this little tidbit yesterday and thought it was way too good not to share.

Bra Shopping: A religious experience.

David goes into Macy’s, to the lingerie department, and he says to the salesgirl, My wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra, size 34B, and she said that you’d know what I meant.”

The saleslady says, Boy, it’s been a long time since anybody’s asked me for a Jewish bra. They usually ask me for a Catholic bra or a Salvation Army bra or a Presbyterian bra.

He says, Well, what’s the difference?

She says, The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra uplifts the downfallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.

He goes, Well, then what’s a Jewish bra?

Oh, a Jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills.
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David then walks into another area of the store…”I need to buy my girlfriend some gloves, but I don’t know what size her hands are.”

The beautiful young employee presses her hands into his and says, "I’m a ‘small’. Does that help?”

"Oh yeah,” he says. "Your hands are the exact same size as hers.”

"Do you need anything else?” the young girl asks him.

"Now that you mention it, she also needs a bra and panties.”
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Bra Sizes:
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for? Well it’s time you became informed!

(A) Almost bumps….
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can’t Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at December 27, 2024 07:56 AM (VweNv)

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