1 My wife and I were chatting with Tim on the phone a couple days ago -- at least he can sit in a chair and use the phone -- and I suggested he look for a sexy chiropractor, but he replied that in order to find an appropriately attractive one, he'd have to sit at his computer and search on the Internet. I admitted I'd overlooked that detail. So Tim's out of luck for awhile longer.

2 My sympathies. I can relate. I have an extruded disk which my neurologist is telling me requires surgery. Neurosurgeon concurs, says rods and screws need to be installed. Cardiologist says I cannot have any surgery requiring general anesthesia under any circumstances. I was actually kind of glad to hear him say that, since it took the decision out of my hands. I get shots of Cortisone in my spine every three months, which helps. I've been sober for 44 years and refuse to use drugs. Well, Tylenol.