Timothy Birdnow

There will be egg on their faces. I'm not yoking around!

The FDA is recalling 6.7 million eggs that it claims are tainted. 'Taint that a thing! That's 522,915 dozen eggs, or about a million plus Egg McMuffins from MacDonalds. The recall is class I, meaning these eggs are very dangerous. (And here I thought the only egg we had to worry about was the one laid by No Kings...)

This means we'll likely see another big spike in egg prices.

The recall specified the Black Sheep Egg Company-branded Free Range Large Grade A Brown Eggs with best by dates of Aug. 22, 2025, to Oct. 31, 2025, on the side of the carton, according to the FDA. These eggs are sold all over ARkansas and Missouri, and are exported around the country.

The recall also includes Free Range Grade A Large Brown Eggs, Free Range Grade AA Large Brown Eggs, Free Range Grade AA Medium Brown Eggs, Free Range Grade AA Large White Eggs, and Free Range Grade AA Medium White Eggs.

While I never buy free range eggs (this is a gimmick to get the moonbats to purchase) the fact remains these eggs are probably in products I do consume, or may be anyway.

Too bad we weren't exporting them to China.Considering all the bad stuff they have exported here over the years we owe them.

At any rate this will drive the price of eggs back up - and in time for the midterm elections. It will take at least a year to get those egg prices back down.

This makes me not just a bit suspicious. The timing of this is, uh, interesting. You will notice the name of the company, which simply screams of woke. And NO illnesses were reported by the FDA as a result of these eggs, which makes me suspicious as well.

Salmonella symptoms, which may present after eating the eggs, including diarrhea, fever, vomiting, dehydration, and abdominal pain. Those are also the symptoms of an average Saturday night in San Francisco, so be careful not to confuse salmonella with alcohol poisoning and gay bowel disease.

FDA spokesman Salvador Manuela warns that Symptoms generally begin between six hours and six days after exposure and last up to a week, just like after the Pride Parade, so stay vigilant.

And stay well-funded if you like your omelet or the occasional Christmas eggnog. You're going to need a bulging wallet.

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