1 It's probably because Biden remembers how hard it was for him to shovel coal into those steam locomotives, back in the days when he was workin' on the railroads. Hot, heavy, backbreaking work on the old Scranton Harrisburg and New Britain Line, reknowned in song and story -- I'm sure you remember it, with Old Joe as a hero shoveling coal all day and also preventing a horrible wreck one day when he managed to bring the train to a screeching halt (despite not being a brakeman and not being near brake controls) when the drunken trucker that killed his first wife veered onto the tracks into the path of Joe's train and... well, if only.


Well, didn't he do that? Sure he did. Like everything else he fantasizes himself doing? Right after watching one of those PBS series programs of Great Railways Journeys.

2 Hehehe! Yeah; he tossed everyone off the train so they wouldn't be hurt in the crash too! Old #78 had a busted brakeline but Biden stopped it anyway!

3 Right, I forgot about that last. Well, anyhow, that's why he wants to electrify everything and get all the trains running on time (oops, that was Mussolini, sorry -- another guy as bad as Joe). No, he wants to get everything running on batteries. Eventually we'll all have nightmares about the Energizer bunny.

4 Yeah; that pinko Energizer Bunny will turn solidly red!