Timothy Birdnow

This didn't come out very good but I will post it anyway. The problem isn't with me but with Prince, who wrote a catchy tune but his lyrics weren't exactly poetic.

Biden's Little Red Corvette

I guess we should've known
by the way he plagiarized speeches
and his checkered lies gone past
he sucks as bad as leeches
he's the kinda person
that believes in cheating everyone
only thing is his brain aint too fast
I sure hope he don't run

I guess America was dumb
electing that crumb-bum
he had some boxes full of files with the documents in piles
though he was mightily confused
but he thought they might indict
so it made it alright
and he figured what did he have to lose?
the money he'll get paid
he knows the FBI won't raid

Little Red Corvette
Joe Biden aint very swift
He put them by the Little Red Corvette
it's just another grift
he's got classified docs that he needs to trash
So in his garage he did stash

He wishes we just closed our eyes
and pretend to ignore his disgrace
but the GOP ain't far behind
and the Dems fear he'll lose the race
he's just a bit forgetful and a little tad bit ill
and he called in all his favors and has never paid the bill

Little Red Corvette
he put the files by his Little Red Corvette
he's trying hard to hide it but he may have lost the bet

Believe it or not
he's starting to worry
He wondered if they'd get him this time
But it was election night
I guess that makes it all right
And he was never bothered by slime
Oh yeah
but he's running out of time

You and your son (and your son)
ought to be in jail (ought to be in jail)
cause of your many crooked schemes (cause of your many crooked schemes)
go back and eat more ice creams
(eat more ice creams)
Gimme the Keys you're asleep at the wheel
(asleep at the wheel)
while you try hard to steal
America's meal (steal America's meal.)
You want us all tamed
you rotten lame-brain
(you rotten lame-brain)

Little Red Corvette
while you drive America deeper in debt
Little Red Corvette
How much worse will you make it get?

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