by Jack Kemp

Secret Cravings Man
to the tune of Secret Agent Man
by Johnny Rivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

There's a creep who's know as Carlos Danger
Every day his story's stranger and stranger
With every Tweet he makes another chance he takes
He now lives a life of constant sorrow

Secret cravings man, secret cravings man
They've sure have got your number and magnified your shame

Beware of pretty faces on the 'Net
You've got new problems - those faces, just forget
Huma using your p.c.
To contact Hill-a-ry
You cannot stay on the straight and narrow

Secret cravings man, secret cravings man
They've sure have got your number and magnified your shame

INSTRUMENTAL  BRIDGE

Secret cravings man, secret cravings man
They've sure have got your number and magnified your shame

Swingin' with with the Clinton cabal one day
And then livin' in the YMCA next day
Oh, don't you let the wrong words meet
Your gross and uncouth Tweet
You're Clinton sleeze down to the marrow

Secret cravings man, secret cravings man
They've sure have got your number, and magnified your shame

Secret cravings man

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