1 Yeah, okay, Tim, you're getting there, Lad, but really, how are you doing with, well, human excrement on the sidewalks, and dope needles all over the place. I have to say, I'll bet you're nowhere near Nancy Pelosi's paradise yet. I'm sure your underclass is trying hard, but frankly, I don't think you're going to make it. Californica's still the Progressives' Paradise for the time being. And why not? They're on the Left Coast; you're only Flyover Country. As am I, although we really tried to hit one out of the park by harassing the President with a huge (yuge) fee for his rally tomorrow night. I am not sure but I think Minneapolis's Boy Mayor got his pants shamed off in the process.
My wife and I have a woman friend who is on the staff at the Target Center, by the way, and I imagine she was mucho embarrassed at that kerfuffle. I can't quite say which side of the political aisle she is on, but she and her husband are genteel, Christian people, and I really doubt that she would be agreeable to harassment of a president of whichever flavor.

2 Yeah Dana; we may be tops in STD's, but Frisco is still ahead of us overall. But we're trying hard; we top them in murder rates, and while our homeless population is relatively small, they are surely up and coming! We'll have open air toilets yet! 

I hadn't heard about that business with Trump's rally up north there.  Sounds like the wonderfully progressive Small Pop and the Apostle are working to better their rankings too.

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