May 05, 2025

The New Gitmo

Timothy Birdnow

If it was good enough for Al Capone...

Trump orders Alcatraz prison to be reopened and expanded to house the 'dregs of society'

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at 07:37 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1  Cant happen. As we have learned from a truly brilliant member of Congress the island would surely tip over.

Posted by: Mike at May 05, 2025 12:12 PM (DTgJN)

2 Maybe if they were to send that "brilliant member of Congress" that you mention as the first inmate, it would keep the Rock stable. I can think of other "brilliant members of Congress" who should be sent there (for some obscure reason, all the ones who spring to mind are Democrats, but I'm probably not thinking hard enough). But in doing so, we might exceed the capacity of the place.

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at May 06, 2025 12:13 AM (1KBQw)

3 Mike LOL! I thought you were going to mention Federal law and such (which is against Trump restoring the site as a prison) but you took it where I never expected! Hey, if Conngressman Johnson thought Guam would tip over....

Dana, if we start sending political criminals there the island would reach capacity immediately. the whole Bay area would fill right up, in fact. I would sayit would be like Escape from New York only that was just Manhattan.

Maybe we should do the Lex Luthor thing and set off nukes on the San Andreas fault so the whole state become an island and turn THAT into a prison? Mike, you and reader Bill will have to move before then. I would suggest you buy land on the east side of the fault line and then you'd own the choicest real estate in America!

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at May 06, 2025 06:53 AM (VRS6q)

4 Only problem with that is that the movement of the plates is such that mu position down here in San Diego County on the east side of the San Andreas doesn't mean I would have seafront property, it means I would eventually live in an eastern suburb of San Francisco.

Posted by: Bill H] at May 06, 2025 08:56 AM (Q7br2)

5 Sheesh, Bill; that would certainly be a fate worse than debt!

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at May 06, 2025 11:17 PM (OEO4Q)

6 I'm with Dana on that one Bill; that would be terrible indeed.

Maybe you guys can split the island, like Haiti and the Dominican Republic split Hispaniola? Perhaps even dig a deep moat...

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at May 07, 2025 08:33 AM (DJivS)

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