Mainstream media hails extraordinary prisoner exchange as diplomatic triumph. Echoing their sentiments, Vice President and extremely black Kamala Harris said:

"This stands as a remarkable thing that remarkably shows how remarkable a thing can be when it is both remarkable, and a thing. I think it’s truly a remarkable thing. And that’s the essence of a remarkable thing. The essence of a remarkable thing is also remarkable, and a thing.”

Under the terms of the prisoner exchange, America has accepted 30 million prison inmates from South America, whilst South America has accepted an old VHS box set of Miami Vice and a pair of Kamala’s used knickers.

"We negotiated very hard for this. They insisted that they only wanted the Miami Vice boxed set. After all, she’s almost 60 and they have all seen her knickers before.” a top US diplomat involved in the negotiations explained.

It’s understood that if South America enjoys the Miami Vice VHS boxed set, America will accept the prison population of Africa to follow.

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