Dana Mathewson

Looks like 2020 will just be the usual suspects after all...

Oh, DARN!

Oprah's not interested in running in 2020. How can I go on living?

2c from David Dickinson:

My hopes, my dreams, my very emotional stability - dashed!

Dana replies:

Where is the glamor? I mean, the glamour? The Second Black President and the First Woman (Wymyn) President, all rolled into Won! Better-lookin' than Moochie and Hillary and Lizzie, sweeter than Zippy, more talented than, uh, Joe...

Help me out here, guys, I'm running out of comparisons. Jack Kemp replies:

The left was ready to put Oprah's image up on Mt. Rushmore - but then they realized that they didn't have room for two (new) faces!

More from David:

Able to make more middle-aged women cry during the day than any other candidate in history.

Been on more diets than all other candidates in history combined.

The only candidate to accuse a European woman who was selling her a purse of being a racist?

More compassionate than any other candidate in history if compassion is measured in giving away cars.

Fay Voshell throws her hat in the ring:

I guess it's all up to me now that Oprah's out.

Jack replies:

Yes, Fay for President!

Oprah didn't PAY for the cars she gave away. She got General Motors to pay for the cars. And she didn't realize that the "lucky" recipients would get a significant tax bill (roughly $10,000) for each one that accepted the car. Yes, Ophrah, the Little People would pay the taxes!

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