March 26, 2019

How to translate Washington media darlings

Dana Mathewson

I'm not bragging when I say this -- actually quite the opposite -- but I've been watching the political circus for long enough that I'm starting to understand what some of the Washington Weasels are actually saying when they are furiously backpedaling after months of making total fools of themselves.

Case in point: Former CIA Director John Brennan, one of the most loathsome creatures ever to have worked for the United States, has a history of coming right out and accusing President Trump of treason. Now he is saying things like "I may have gotten bad information."

In an appearance on MSNBC he made the following statements, which for your edification I'll attempt to translate into what he really meant.
What he said: "Former CIA Director John Brennan said Monday morning that he was "relieved” by the Attorney General’s summary of the Mueller report, admitting the findings presented less than he anticipated in terms of criminal activity."

What he meant: "Former CIA Director John Brennan said Monday morning that he was "horrified” by the Attorney General’s summary of the Mueller report, admitting the findings presented way less than he anticipated in terms of criminal activity and that he doesn't believe the report for a second."

What he said: ""Well, I don’t know if I received bad information but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was. I am relieved that it’s been determined there was not a criminal conspiracy with the Russian government over our election. I think that is good news for the country,” Brennan said when asked by MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough if he was surprised by the lack of collusion evidence."

What he meant: ""Well, I ignored any information I received -- I made it up as things went along. I suspected the worst because I hate Trump's guts. I am sorry that it’s been determined there was not a criminal conspiracy with the Russian government over our election. I think that is terrible, awful, crushing news for the country,” Brennan said when asked by MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough if he was surprised by the lack of collusion evidence."

What he said: "Brennan added "I still point to things that were done publicly, or efforts to try to have conversation with the Russians that were inappropriate, but I’m not all that surprised that the high bar of criminal conspiracy was not met.”

What he meant: "Brennan added "I still point to things that were done publicly, or efforts to try to have conversation with the Russians that were inappropriate, and I’m surprised and horrified that the high bar of criminal conspiracy was not met. I'm still gonna do everything possible to nail the bastard”

What he said: "There are some surprises there,” Brennan added. "I think that’s why getting to the full Mueller report is the best way to get some of these if not all of these questions answered.”

What he meant: "There are some surprises there,” Brennan added. "I think that’s why getting to the full Mueller report is the best way to get some of these if not all of these questions answered, because it's for damn sure Barr was paid off. And if necessary, we'll get somebody to fudge the report. But in the final analysis, I don't need no steenkin' Mueller Report. I know the President's guilty because... I know the President's guilty, and that's that.”

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at 01:30 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 They're going to glob onto the fact that Mueller didn't officially state "the President is innocent of all charges" which he wasn't going to do, as I have absolute confidence he wanted to get the President as much as the rest of them. Mueller is corrupt - just not to the point of actually falsifying his sworn report. 

Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at March 26, 2019 02:14 PM (EkXGF)

2 True. But I don't think anyone -- any adult, that is -- believes that BARR is corrupt. And I think that's the main point.

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at March 26, 2019 03:22 PM (rIYC+)

3 Tim, I added a bit to the last paragraph. Needed to make it a little more, er, Brennanesque, y'know.

Posted by: Dana Mathewson at March 26, 2019 03:26 PM (rIYC+)

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