May 23, 2020
Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off, Corona!
Scientists Propose 50 Days on 30 days off Coronavirus Lockdown
Yeah; the virus will take off during the "on" period...
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The bat flu has killed 90,000 in the US. Last year more than twice that many (197,000) died from "avoidable accidents" including, but not limited to, car crashes. It did include things like falling pianos, but still...
We need to stay locked in our houses, preferably under our beds, until the world has been made safe from "avoidable accidents."
Posted by: Bill H at May 23, 2020 08:13 AM (vMiSr)
Posted by: bob at May 23, 2020 08:16 AM (KmW0M)
I grant you there are more, and less, pleasant ways to perish. Old geezers like me probably don't want to die gasping for breath, as we apparently will if we get COVID-19 -- or so "they" love to tell us. But I'm not sure I'd like to be squashed under the wheels of an 18-wheeler either.
I remember reading, years ago (yes, I knew how to read even then) about a famous Italian Formula 1 racing driver being interviewed by the typical stupid ESPN-type "journalist" (before ESPN came into being); something about how "so many drivers get killed, how do you dare even get into the car?" The driver retorted, "You expect to die in your sleep. How do you dare to get into bed?" Game, set and match!
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at May 23, 2020 10:47 PM (mrRJc)
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at May 24, 2020 01:19 PM (EkXGF)
Posted by: Timothy Birdnow at May 24, 2020 01:19 PM (EkXGF)
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