October 28, 2017

Brother Can You Spare a Dime for an old NFL Player?

Jack Kemp

An NFL player in his mid 30s who took a knee before games is worried about his contract being up for renegotiation at the end of this season. After trying to get a return call from his agent and failing, in disgust, he goes to a fortune teller with his problems.

The fortune teller looks into her crystal ball and then says, "I have bad news and good news."

The footballer asks, "What's the bad news?"

"Because of your age and the loss of revenue to the team, your contract will not be renewed."

"Uggh. I thought that might happen. So what's the good news?"

"Your home town has just raised the minimum wage to $15 an hour."

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