Timothy Birdnow

Counsel Report: Biden Admin First Hoped to Cover Up Chinese Spy Balloon Incident

Did anyone doubt it? And why did he take no action until he was forced?

Remember this?

The Balloon Man

by Timothy Birdnow

2/17/23

The Balloon Man's in trouble
he turns to the Hubble
and blames all his woes on spacemen
his spokeswoman swoons as she rails at space goons
he shoots down balloons
with the stroke of a pen

It's one epic fail
As the trains all derail
and the Chinese set sail for our bases
all his policies fail
he should be in jail
Little children are not safe from embraces.

It's all gone to heck
the economy a wreck
and wars are all over the Earth
Inflation unchecked
still he tries to deflect
as he sucks us for all we are worth

he peddles green dreams as he spoons up ice cream
and he drives up the oil and the coal
all his radical themes
and his dimwitted schemes
take their toll and we end on the dole

So the Balloon Man with his spray-on tan
and his brain turned to oatmeal mush
while it all hits the fan
And they kick hard our can
and our liberties down the toilet get flushed.

He lies to us all
from gentle breezes he falls
He locks up our brothers without trial
he tears down our walls
and radicals he installs
Breaking laws is considered his style,

How expensive our debt
had enough yet?
How long can we stand for the sad Balloon Man?

Fin

Or how about this one?

Unaware in Delaware
by Timothy Birdnow
4/11/22

The sleepy old man
on his creepy old can
in his boat that is battered and tossed
living a dream as he scoops up ice cream
while his ship barely floats and is lost

He eats lots of bran
and forgot why he ran
while it all falls apart at the seam
he seems at a loss, not a thought for the cost
while he charts all his radical schemes

Sniffing little girl's hair as he sits in his chair
all the dominoes fall in a row
while the hunter will pose with the powder and hoes
He appears to his peers rather slow

War in Ukraine or our wealth down the drain
the old man seems to care not a wit
he's a witless old fool
pointy hat on a stool
one wonders if he shouldn't quit.

Fin

And then there is this:

The China Doll Party

Timothy Birdnow

See the
china doll on the shelf
eating ice cream all by itself
in mindless amusement the sugar it spoons

at the door the wolves howl and they moan
while it plays with balloons and takes another cone.

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