December 18, 2019

The Babylon Bee explains Impeachment

Dana Mathewson

I know that all the Aviary Ospreys are well-educated in the whole concept of Impeachment -- more-so than the entire political Left, it would seem. But just in case we have any readers who are not up to speed, the Babylon Bee site is providing a sort of Cliff Notes version that ought to help put things in perspective.

To start the ball rolling,

What is impeachment?

It's the official, constitutional method for screaming at the sky because Trump is president.

Why is Trump being impeached?

Trump has committed some very serious offenses, from not being a Democrat to being a Republican. He also won the 2016 election, which rises to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors.He also restored the celebration of Christmas after eight years of winter with no Christmas under Obama. This drove Dems up a wall so they drummed up some charges against him.

Why didn't Democrats include any criminal offenses in the articles of impeachment?

There were just so many of them, it was hard to pick one. So, instead of laying out actually impeachable offenses, the Democrats summarized it all with two main articles of impeachment: 1.) Trump is president. 2.) TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.

What does it take to remove the president from office?

Faith, trust, and pixie dust.

There's more. Please go here https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-impeachment for it.

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